ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

adventuresofpeanut:

Some more flattering angles.

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

punklagertha:

i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”

2jam4u:

I TALK ABOUT THIS SERIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg (via freshprinceof-pyke)

babeobaggins:

If you don’t like Nicki Minaj I just feel like…you are of the devil and i can’t be associated with you in any way, shape, or form

the-wild-primrose:

how the heck did this show

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That had great characters

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interesting characters who dealt with difficulties, prejudice, and fear

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a show that had a great plot

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that contained  love and friendship

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a show that could get dark but managed to say light-hearted and funny

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that also managed to complement the original series

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how oh how did it become this

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patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive